| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Petty Point, Mississippi |
| Introduction | Pass me them Marlboros, would you, Darlin...now what is it you was wantin' to know 'bout me? |
| Interests | drinking, smoking, laughing, running and lifting weights, being enigmatic, not being enigmatic, self medicating, shirking mundane tasks, shopping (not for groceries), staying outside as much as possible, finding a body double so I can stage my own death, downloading music, reading, needlepoint |