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Gender	Female
Occupation	Volunteer EMT, desk jockey, CMT, ex-wife, daughter, sister, friend
Location	I used to freeze in winters and now I roam beaches freely somewhere in the south.
Introduction	My name is not really Bernice, but somewhere in my life I decided it would have been a good name for me. I did mention I'm a nerd, right? I was a volunteer EMT in a very rural town for the better part of 7 years. Baptized by fire, I'm surprised I have made it this far. Scarred for life by many things I've witnessed (from the funny to the disturbing), this is my attempt to get it all out of my head. Most of my blog are stories based on real events that I have taken extensive creative liberties to but some are solely fabrications of my imagination. The places, times and names have all been changed or made up. So no. I'm NOT talking about you. Honest. Now I find myself a tad bit on the boring side as I enjoy a new marriage in a new state and a new outlook on life.
Interests	Getting as many comments as I can. Heh. No really, I do love me some comments. Please feel free to leave some. Well unless you are going to be mean. If that's the case, kindly piss off. -- As for interests I have many. I'm a nerd to the core. Corcheting, reading, painting, writing, shooting guns with Will, laying in the sun, hanging out with my family and friends, playing with my dog, volunteering, working as many jobs as possible so I can live debt free (a girl can dream can't she?), pretending I know what I am doing in life and trying to avoid as many butt-chewings from the higher-ups. That and some other stuff.
Favorite Movies	I am a sucker for movies that make me cry but especially the ones that I cannot predict the ending. That might happen more often if I branched out from potty humor and chick flicks. What can I say? Freaky movies kick start my overactive imagination and I really hate admitting I'm a 27 year old afraid of things that go bump in the night. I'm famous for watching movies until I can quote it from start to finish. Some of those are Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, Big Fish, Robin Hood Men in Tights (tight tights), Hope Floats, and pretty much any Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock movie.
Favorite Music	I literally listen to everything. It completely depends on my mood for that particular moment. There could be 50 more presets in my car it still wouldn't be enough.
Favorite Books	Anything by Michael Perry (props to an almost-neighbor) Dr. Seuss and random blogs I stumble across.

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

A wet sock. Banana peels mold and get mushy. Wet socks eventually get crunchy.