| Location | Midlands, United Kingdom |
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| Introduction | It's all Wendy's fault. Well, her and The Dog. So here I am - physicist, juggler, crafter, not-quite-midget. Ready to fill this space with *stuff*. |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Oops. Why did I do that? He was going to do toast for me later too.
