| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Location | Highland, UT, Mozambique |
| Introduction | Target is my drug of choice. I write constantly. So if I'm staring at you it means I'm writing all over your face. I love my husband to pieces. And you know what this means if you've read Breaking Dawn. We haven't broken any furniture, yet. Just a big toe. I’ve been known to change my name from Mom to Anonymous mostly when it is repeated more than three subsequent times by a Whiffen child. My sons have unusual talents. While one is making fart noises by cupping his hand behind his knee and kicking in the air, the other is tucking his ear into his ear canals. And it sticks that way. We're considering joining the circus. |
