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|Introduction||THINGS I CAN DO: parent, read, knit, do yoga, work, volunteer, pick things up with my toes, be a friend, have opinions about stuff that is totally not my business and read minds. THINGS I CAN'T DO: whistle, sing in rounds, tell a joke properly without reading it directly off a piece of paper, sneeze less than 7 times or read YOUR mind.|
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No, I laughed with glee and asked if we had any more flowers and if I could hold the hammer next time.