arthbard
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Production Assistant |
| Location | South Carolina, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Apart from my job with the local newspaper, I'm a wannabe writer, cartoonist, and guitar player. A lot of people can concentrate on one skill their whole lives and suck at it. Me, I can suck at a great number of things all at once. Yay, self-deprecating humor! |
| Interests | Writing, Drawing, Guitar, Video Games, Er ... Blogging |
| Favorite Movies | Brazil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Star Wars, The Wall, Repo Man, The Little Mermaid, The Blues Brothers, Clerks, A Fish Called Wanda, Lord of the Rings, Dawn of the Dead, King Kong, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Robocop, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Princess Bride, This is Spinal Tap, Little Shop of Horrors |
| Favorite Music | Nirvana, Primus, System of a Down, Gogol Bordello, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Tenacious D, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, White Zombie |
| Favorite Books | 1984, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Fahrenheit 451, Lord of the Rings, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, The Illiad, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slaughterhouse Five, Animal Farm, American Gods, Alice in Wonderland |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Fuck escape. I've got a got a goat to eat, a slinky for fun, and an imagination for masturbating. I could survive for, like, a month or something.