jp

• Age: 41
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Zodiac Year: Monkey
• Industry: Law
• Occupation: Paralegal
• Location: Ogden : Utah : United States

About Me

A late-30's father of two searching for the meaning of life, infinite wisdom and the best frickin slice of pizza on the planet. Oh and a conscience wouldn't hurt either.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

I'm returning this present to you. I can't have a cock in the house that's sweeter than mine. Thanks anyhow.

Interests

• Sports
• Books
• Movies
• Sports Books
• Sports Movies
• Sarcasm

Favorite Movies

• The Matrix
• The Rundown
• Bad Boys I & II
• Pulp Fiction
• Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
• Snatch
• Friday Night Lights

Favorite Music

• Alternative
• Hip Hop
• Rock

Favorite Books

• The Testament
• The Punch
• Perfect I'm Not
• The Summons
• Friday Night Lights

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