Joe Peacock

About Me

I'm me, so... Yeah. I'm also writing my second book, Still Mentally Incontinent, for Penguin Books / Gotham Books, and when I'm not trying out for a professional football team, I'm letting people write poetry on my car. I get bored easy.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

By saying "fecal deck" instead, because honestly, the word "fecal" is just plain unfunny. It's so unfunny, in fact, that it saps the funny out of any sentence and / or paragraph which contains it. It's just not funny.

My Blogs

Team Members

The Journal of Joe The Peacock. Yay. Jeremy
Could I Have Made It? Jeremy
Yet Another Crappy Story By Joe  
Automotivetry Lizerati Doug S.