TED VELVET

• Gender: Male
• Industry: Accounting
• Location: inebriation : connecticut : United States

About Me

Kinda sassy kinda sweet. Into verbal assualts and random arguments. Helped an old lady last week and she said I was an Angel. I said, "yeah, the angel of go fuck yourself."

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

it's over when I put a bullet through his ass face.

Interests

• Music
• politics
• history
• Yankees baseball
• beer
• hiking
• large breasts
• travel
• Bee Riling
• cat chippin'
• reading.

Favorite Movies

• Godfathers I+II
• Goodfellas
• After hours
• Before sunrise
• The Big Lebowski
• Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
• Miller's crossing
• Lost in Translation
• Spinal Tap
• any Monty Python
• It's a wonderful life
• Christmas story
• Crimes and Misdemeanors
• annie hall
• sleeper
• Old School
• Swingers
• Snatch
• The Producers (original)
• Waiting for Guffman
• dazed and confused
• fargo
• dumb and dumber
• south park....bigger longer uncut
• Best in show
• moonstruck
• ....

Favorite Music

• The pogues
• Neil young
• The Ramones
• Beastie boys
• Sam Cooke
• Dean Martin
• dead kennedy's
• The Smiths
• U2
• Sinead O'Connor
• Rancid
• the strokes
• Frank Sinatra
• Ray Charles
• Johnny Cash
• SocialDistortion
• Primus
• Radiohead
• dropkick murphy's
• Nirvana
• kings of Leon
• The Who
• Led Zep...

Favorite Books

• Salem's lot
• Perfume
• Benjamin franklin
• Michael Collins
• The Westies
• Wiseguy
• all quiet on the western front
• Against all enemies
• the cell
• soldat
• The Plague
• The Dante club
• a distant mirror
• and too many other history books to mention

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