| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | writer |
| Location | Milwaukie, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | I am not half a bubble off plumb. I am oriented to a different gravitational axis. |
| Interests | Knitting, Fantasy/SF, travel |
| Favorite Movies | The Apple War, Bringing Up Baby, Cold Comfort Farm, Tremors |
| Favorite Music | Smooth Jazz, Classical, Golden Oldies |
| Favorite Books | Sanna, Sorceress Apprentice, Dragon Riders of Pern, Small Gods |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
His false teeth
