Dave
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Gemini
- Industry: Telecommunications
- Occupation: Contract Processing Monkey
- Location: Utah : United States
About Me
I'm an abnormal, carbon based blob who wanders the earth aimlessly. I occasionally offend and frequently confuse those unfortunate enough to cross my path. I delight in disturbing people's minds and find pleasure in mocking nearly everything and everyone. I'm allergic to blue skies and sunshine. I seek refuge in the dark, cold and pointy fogs of my own twisted brain.
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Splatter-ishy popsizzle!
Interests
Favorite Movies
- Seven Samurai
- Ran
- Yojimbo
- Saving Private Ryan
- Groundhog Day
- From Russia With Love
- Star Trek 6
- For A Few Dollars More
- Castaway
- Jaws
- Shawshank Redemption
- Unforgiven
- Seventh Seal
- October Sky
- Nosferatu
- Frankenstein
- Nightmare Before Christmas
- Fanny and Alexander
- The Virgin Spring
- The Godfather Trilogy
Favorite Music
- Dream Theater
- Porcupine Tree
- Rush
- King's X
- Fates Warning
- Spock's Beard
- Iron Maiden
- Joe Satriani
- Bruce Dickinson
- The Gathering
- Lacuna Coil
- Nightingale
- Ray Wilson
- Savatage
- Green Carnation
Favorite Books
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| Dave's Rants Against the Universe |
|---|
