| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sand Smuggling Sorcerer |
| Location | North Überhaven, New York, United States |
| Introduction | After spending my entire childhood in a traveling carnival, I became a regional manager for Wal*Mart. There was an "incident," and I was forced to resign my position and learn the dark arts. Then I went to work for the IRS. But they were too evil for me, so I returned to my one true passion: sand smuggling. |
| Interests | Magic, Necromancy, Sorcery, Lycanthropy, spirituality, Demonic Magicks, ancient charms, strange beasts, divination |
| Favorite Movies | Classic horror movies, sci-fi thrillers, anything involving magic |
| Favorite Music | Chanting, yodeling, alternative rock |
| Favorite Books | Necronomicon, The Dark Way, Harry Potter, Hop on Pop |
Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.
Fool! Scarves dampen my magical abilities. Do you want me to be overtaken by the gnomes?! I bruise VERY easily. And they attack in droves, the gnomes.
