Ted
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love pie. |
| Interests | Fruit, Not getting sick, Cloudy days, Cookies, Pie |
| Favorite Movies | The Elephant Man, Blade Runner, To Kill a Mockingbird, Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| Favorite Music | The Distillers, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Muffs, Nikka Costa, Sass Jordan, Save Ferris, Kittie, Korn, too many to mention |
| Favorite Books | To Kill a Mockingbird, Horton Hears a Who |