| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Blog Ranger |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | All shall tremble, for I am Eaglie of Legend, Crusader of Happiness, Defender of Humor, Avenger of Satire, Creator of Tirades, and Chef of Meatloaf. |
| Interests | Biting, Satire, Trolling, Irascibleness |
| Favorite Movies | Blazing Saddles, Bad News Bears, Fargo, In Bruges, Serenity |
| Favorite Music | They Might Be Giants, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Cowboy Mouth, Vampire Weekend |
| Favorite Books | Fahrenheit 451, Catch-22, Slaughterhouse 5, books with numbers in the title |
You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
The five-time contest-winning bunny-dog-cat-monkey-uzi hybrid. It helps that I don't have fingers.