Ed

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Gender Male
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction Long thought to be extinct, the Edward Berridge (or Carnivore Somniferum) exists mainly on a diet of bees and shoes. Notoriously nocturnal, it rarely sleeps, though when it does, it is often for a period of no less than a year.
Interests Bee Keeping, Ursine Taxidermy, Opium Smoking.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Via the strum of a lute and the twang of a finely waxed beard.