| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Portland, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | An unpublished writer and unabashed sci-fi and language geek working on three half-written novels that may never see the light of day. |
| Interests | satire, Jewish, left-handed, southpaw, Oklahoma, Okie, Portland, Oregon, Tulsa, pie, snark, writing, science fiction, author, poetry |
| Favorite Movies | L.A. Story, Amelie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Love and Death, Bananas, Touch of Pink, Casablanca, Dancer in the Dark, ...bunches of others |
| Favorite Music | System of a Down, the Beatles, Portishead, Stereolab, Radiohead, Interpol, Ima Robot, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins, Thelonious Monk, Miles Davis, Keane, Death Cab for Cutie, Claude Debussy |
| Favorite Books | I read too much. |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Um, kersplizzle?
