I try really hard to be this serious artsy educated intellectual chick but I'm horribly addicted to UsWeekly. My idea of camping is staying in a hotel that doesn't have room service. My favorite color is purple. I have one husband, two cats, many, many shoes and quite a few purses. I could eat salmon sashimi every day for the rest of my life. You know that high pitched squealing noise most girls make when they get really excited about something? I've never made that noise. Ever.
