The M.C. Alchemist Johnson
- Age: 1995
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Capricorn
- Zodiac Year: Rat
- Industry: Marketing
- Occupation: FRISBEE
- Location: ORANGEY COUNTRY : LAS CALIFORNIAS : United States
About Me
I am just a man, A man with needs. Nothing can stop me. I can't stop myself. I like Long walks off short piers. I do love snack cakes.
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
BLACK BELT JONES!! The Prince of Karate!
Interests
- Shark Fishing
- Noodle Souping
- Corn Nuts
- Applesauce
- BAckGammon
- Sofubi
- Wave Sliding
- Xtreme Dorking
- Slamming
- Snack Cakes
- Ski hats.
Favorite Movies
- Master of the Flying Guillotine
- Savanna Smiles
- Heartbeeps
- Repo Man
- The Last Unicorn
- Yojimbo
- Urgh! a music War
- The Good The Bad and The Ugly
- King Kong Escapes
Favorite Music
- The PIXIES
- DEVO
- The VENTURES
- the SPECIALS
- KING TUBBY
- MINOR THREAT
- KRAFTWERK
- GORILLAZ!
- BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS
- Lee Scratch Perry
- YO GABBA GABBA!