Darius
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | SECRET AGENT-don't tell anyone though, it's a secret. |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am the inventor of the CACHUNGA MASSAGE-google it! I have lived in Madrid, Buenos Aires and New York-I would rate Buenos Aires number one then New York then Madrid. BA's is the shnizzle bo' dizzle and the women are hot! New York is cool too though they are a bit too stringent on their visa laws for my liking. My idols include Axl Rose and Mitch Hedberg. Some of you probably don't know about Axl Rose-he is the lead singer of Guns n' Roses, I presume rightly you all know of Mitch Hedberg and have already youtube'd him. I am also known as ninja Dius(tm) or simply ninja(tm), The Dariuster and sometimes when I cut a promo about myself Stone Cold Steve Darius. I'm different by choice 'cos I'm me. |
| Interests | I like wrestling and once tried to become a wrestler though was thwarted by breaking my back-useless. Funnily though I hardly watch it but just read the backstage news on rajah.com. I like transformers and of course the valient Megatron. I am always interested in good looking drunk girls though not ugly drunk girls. That's the way I roll. I am intersted in comedy and "perform" stand up and compere a show. I go to the gym regularly though I actually hate it, if I did not go I would be wretchedly skinny, currently I am just skinny. Due to the orientation of my gentilia I like football and support Arsenal, I play often despite being handicapped by my uselessness. I did famously score a hat-trick last season with an amazing left foot 30 yard volley though! I am playing GTA4 online on my PS3 which I got with my mobile phone deal-you know it makes sense. I also now have a bluetooth headset so I can really lay down some verbal abuse to 12 year old American kids. |
| Favorite Movies | Transformers the movies (80's cartoon-not film. Megatron is a gun!), Back to the future 1 and 2, Trainspotting, Godfather, Batman the Dark Knight (I haven't actually seen it yet, but I am going with my guy instinct), Pulp Fiction, Memento, Shawshank Redemption, most James Bond's except that one with the loser in who no one knows and I haven't actually seen, and others which I can't think if at the moment. |
| Favorite Music | Guns n' Roses, Megadeth, Metellica, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Rage Against the Machine, Iron Gangsters, The Wonder Harts, Blur, Gorillaz, Oasis, James, The Killers, Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Led Zepplin and others. |
| Favorite Books | Fun is Fun, and Right is Right-Louis Chase. Trainspotting, Porno, Filth- all Irvine Welsh excellent. Red Dwarf-Taylor. Most Wrestling autobiographies thought the best is 'Have a nice day' by Mick Foley genius. Dan Brown's books-I guessed the ending to the Da Vinci code. |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
No this is the wrong question-the right question is why did Walkers choose to make their Cheese and Onion packet blue? When everyone knows that Salt and Vineger is blue and Cheese and Onion is green.