Gagdad Bob

About Me

Who slides down the celestial firepole each morning, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and embarks on a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, hallowed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with Cousin Dupree's pliers and a blowtorch, yoinks the ancient sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose blog is the vertical church of the New Testavus for the Restavus, channeling the roaring torrent of O into the feeble stream of cyber-k? Who is the gentleman loafer whose absurcular mythunderstanding blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges? Who lobs the first water balloon out the hotel window at the annual Raccoon convention in Rancho del Cielo? B'ob! Can you dig it?

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

Hire a homing coolie and hand him a shovel?

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