Rob

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Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation Programmer
Location Widefield, Colorado, United States
Links Audio Clip, Wishlist
Introduction I'm an ethereal who eats dreams; if you see someone in your dream that you didn't know right before it ends, that was me. I have a reputation for being very straightforward, but I try to spare people's feelings. Most of my friends are girls. I have 1 sister and 1 brother. I have 2 nieces. I will make you laugh. I like chick peas, snap peas, snow peas, and black-eyed peas; the only kind of peas I don't like are green peas, okay? I'm opposed to drug prohibition. I used to be in the Air Force; now I'm working on my own business. My subconscious filters out normal noises so that I can sleep. I'm a pet detective. I just ordered the book, Happier, by Tal Ben-Shahar. I don't use a Slave Surveillance Number. I like role-playing and strategy games. I need a larger garage and I need to adjust the seat of my bike. I went on The Rampage before my brother. A gay guy will never be after the same girl I'm after. I love driving except in the snow, even though I'm good at it. Girls, let me know if you don't have kiss-proof lipstick. Some of my friends do not speak, only text. Check out my page on SocialURL. I'm a libertarian. I used to like black olives, now I don't. My shoe size is 10 and a half.
Interests Aikido, GURPS, travel, libertarianism, cycling
Favorite Movies Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dr. Strangelove, Memento, Fight Club, The Matrix, Alien, Aliens, The Pianist, The Shining, Das Boot, Saving Private Ryan, The Bourne Identity, Hotel Rwanda, Forrest Gump, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2010, Amadeus, Full Metal Jacket, Batman Begins, Braveheart, Blade Runner, The Wizard of Oz, Fargo, Citizen Kane, A Clockwork Orange, The Silence of the Lambs, American History X, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Manchurian Candidate, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Kill Bill: Vol. 2, Cool Hand Luke, Back To The Future, Unforgiven, The Incredibles, The Sixth Sense, The Green Mile, Gladiator, Life of Brian, V for Vendetta, Platoon, The Princess Bride, Patton, Groundhog Day, Toy Story, The Thing, King Kong, Ed Wood, Spartacus
Favorite Music UK Beat, Space Jazz, Chill-Out Pop, French Techstep, Cosmic Drum-n-Bass, Amyl Beat, Spooky Techstep, Acid Funk, Speed Big Beat, Electro Techno-Funk, Detroit Beat, Ragga Gabber, Digital Dub, Acid Techstep, Alchemic Rave, Minimal Hip-Hop, French Disco, Downtempo Disco, Global Hip-Hop, Dark Breaks, Organic Breaks, Speed Freestyle, Techno Jungle, Digital Drum-n-Bass, Exploratory Ambient, Chemical Industrial, Acid Jazz, Post Jazz, Ambient Disco, Pop, Organic Garage, Electro Hardcore, Tribal Acoustic
Favorite Books The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Watchmen, Snow Crash, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life the Universe and Everything, Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Mostly Harmless, Prelude to Foundation, Foundation, Second Foundation, Foundation and Empire, Foundation's Edge, Foundation and Earth, Fight Club, Flowers for Algernon, Picture of Dorian Gray, The Shining, Animal Farm, A Wizard of Earthsea, I Robot, The Martian Chronicles, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Caves of Steel, Magician's Nephew, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Romeo and Juliet, Frankenstein, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Atlas Shrugged, Angels and Demons

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I didn't move the pot. I won't even admit to knowing where it is.