Jerk Of All Trades 2.0

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Lackey/J.I.L.F.
Location Denver, The Sunshine State!
Introduction The continuing battle of one man versus his own stupidity.
Interests Music, Reading, Sleeping, Sports (watching NOT playing), Collecting Jerseys
Favorite Movies Diehard, Employee of the Month (NOT the Jessica Simpson one), American Splendor, Groundhog Day, Star Wars (first 3), The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Ladies and Gentlemen...The Fabulous Stains!, Real Men, The Thing (both versions), too many to list.
Favorite Music Opeth, Hendrix, The Blues, James Brown, Hank Williams Jr & Sr, Whodini, Snoop, Ice-T, Megadeth, RUN-DMC, Cream, Annihilator, Six8Teen, King Diamond, TheRamones, Dwight Yoakum, Lunachicks, Danzig, Metallica, TheArtofNoise, Kraftwerk, Rimsky-Korsakov, I love it all just no Bluegrass.
Favorite Books Any Edgar Rice Burroughs, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Harry Harrison, Clive Cussler, Any Preston & Child, The Destroyer Series, Biographies, The Dictionary, Green Eggs and Ham, HP Lovecraft

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Who are you people? Tasting pennies? Dimes are higher in fiber. Dorks.