Mateu

• Gender: Male
• Industry: Science
• Occupation: pixel plier
• Location: Portland : Oregon : United States

About Me

Stampeding Caribou dislodged the ice floe where I had been frozen for 71 years. I landed on the shore of Îles-de-la-Madeleine where a motel manager promptly gave me a job cleaning bathrooms. After three years of saving tips and stealing change left by lodgers, I paid my way to America. Seeking toilet scrubbing work in Owego, NY, I accidentally boarded a bus to Lake Oswego, OR. Now I live in Portland.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Thomas Friedman said so, and if it weren't true, they couldn't have published his book. That's international law.

Interests

• languages
• etymology
• ethnography
• investing
• Portland
• cuisine
• human-computer interaction

My Blogs	Team Members
littlest goddess
The Wrong Tool for the Job
Diari
PDX Veg