| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Certified Ophthalmic Assistant |
| Location | Overland Park, Kansas, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | World renowned plagiarist and liar. |
| Interests | My family, cartoons, comics, PEZ, bad movies, odd things |
| Favorite Movies | Any comic book movie, most Vincent Price movies |
| Favorite Music | Bjork, Less Than Jake, Prince, Queen, alternative, punk |
| Favorite Books | Comic books |
Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
FAIL.
