| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Loafer |
| Introduction | Professional Googoffologist. World class malingerer, lethargist. Inventor of Powerloafing. |
| Interests | Idling, loitering, frittering, lolling, dilly-dallying, puddering, vegitating, slackening, etc. |
| Favorite Movies | How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying |
| Favorite Music | Goes like: Every Sha-la-la-la Every Wo-o-wo-o Still chimes Every shing-a-ling-a-ling and they're startin' to sing So fine. |
| Favorite Books | War and Peace (Cliff's Notes Translation) |
