| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Freelance |
| Location | Dubai, UAE, United Arab Emirates |
| Introduction | A Geordie with no accent living in a desert with no poker games. |
| Interests | Spaceflight and Yatzee |
| Favorite Movies | Fight Club, The Godfather Part 2, Taxi Driver, Brewsters Millions (remake) |
| Favorite Music | All of it. |
| Favorite Books | David Mitchell's Ghostwritten is excellent |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
There is no nobler a bear than the mighty polar, He will eat seals but he will not drink cola.
