| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Kingsley, Hampshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Total deadbeat loser. |
| Interests | Pursuit of enlightenment, Committee to canonise Tom Graveney, Establishment of the People's Republic of the Planet Earth |
| Favorite Movies | Life of Brian, Once Upon a Time in the West, Airplane, Fanny and Alexander. |
| Favorite Music | Mozart, Beethoven, Loud fucking rock and roll, Mississippi John Hurt, Modern Jazz Quartet, Crosby Stills and Nash, Incredible String Band. |
| Favorite Books | House of the Spirits, Catch 22, Middlemarch, Bhagavad Gita, Smiley's People, The Robber Bride, Crime and Punishment |
