Michael Hempen
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Chicago, Il., United States |
| Introduction | General Douchebaggery is an open vault of my opinions which range from dating to film and television. |
| Interests | Being more pretentious than a 13 year old girl writing in her diary on her first trip to London. |
| Favorite Movies | How bout I tell you my LEAST favorite: ANY Jerry Bruckheimer flick. Fuck you Bruckheimer. You're a punk, you're a bad, bad guy. He is to film what O.J. is to white women. |
| Favorite Music | Billy Joel, Sting, The Police, Sex Pistols, Meatloaf, Tupak, Ice Cube, Digital Underground, NIN, Biggie, Kings of Leon, Bon Jovi, etc. |
| Favorite Books | Papal Sin, The Dark Tower Series, The Preacher, The Boys, The Punisher |
If you travel back in time and jerk YOURself off...is that masturbation? or gay?