Ophelia Bachs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Misanthropic Humanitarian |
| Location | the panopticon, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | When Ophelia Bachs isn't busy running her Image Management firm, she drinks Guinness, plays the ukulele, and argues with her dog Max about whose turn it is to sit on the couch. If you get too close to her, she will stick it in your ear. |
| Interests | Guinness, drunken bike rides, SCIENCE!, naked dudes, monogamy, Dr. Who, exchanging play lists, ffffound, Red Vs. Blue, getting shit done, etc. |
| Favorite Movies | Naked Feather Dusters 14: The revenge of Fluffy |
| Favorite Music | the soft moan of a waking lover and the distant crashes of the wrecking yard |
| Favorite Books | Air Guitar by Dave Hickey |
I will let you know when it's time to worry.