I'm a 40 year old, blissfully married, tattooed, rock chick originally from Texas (and missing it terribly), that never seems to do what she says one day she's gonna. I have a condition called CRPS that is very painful and pisses me off regularly. One day I'm gonna make jam & pickles, be a rock star, open a business with my sister, Amy...it could happen! I also think I'm pretty damn funny. Maybe you will too.