| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Chicken rancher, Wild Sheltie Handler, Visionary |
| Location | Central Coast of California, United States |
| Introduction | You can't handle the truth. And I can't either. |
| Interests | sewing, Bad TV, shiny things |
| Favorite Movies | Wonder Boys, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Lost in America, O Brother Where Art Thou, Napolean Dynamite |
| Favorite Music | Warren Zevon, Bob Dylan, George Jones, Springsteen, Jackson Browne, Alan Jackson, Avett Brothers |
| Favorite Books | Middlesex, Accidental Tourist, Grapes of Wrath, Back When We Were Grownups, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pastures of Heaven |
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
It's because people don't know how to spell. They also don't know how to punctuate.
