|Location||Alexandria, Virginia, United States|
|Introduction||A chick who likes sports; what else do you need to know?|
|Interests||Washington Nationals, Washington Capitals, DC United, Washington Wizards, Philadelphia Eagles, George Washington University Basketball, Hershey Bears|
|Favorite Movies||Airplane!, UHF, Spaceballs, Better Off Dead, The Naked Gun, The Poseidon Adventure, Back to the Beach|
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
Who comes up with these stupid questions?