|Location||Salem, NH, United States|
|Introduction||I am the undisputed worldwide authority on issues that affect short, middle-aged, undersexed men who happen to live at my exact street address. I am the father of two small children who are slowly crushing my sanity into tiny pieces that they won't pick up and leave on the floor for the dog to eat like everything else they play with. I'm a weightlifter with chicken legs, a Harley guy with bad balance, and an architect who can't hang a picture without causing small fires. I believe in God because, honestly, this all has to be a joke...right?|
|Interests||My kids, my motorcycle, weightlifting, anything funny - intentional or otherwise.|
|Favorite Movies||Braveheart, Jaws, Busty Cops, any type of girl-on-girl action. Perhaps I've said too much.|
|Favorite Music||Hard Rock, Metal, 80's hair bands|
|Favorite Books||Into thin Air, The Stand|
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
I won't avoid it. Let it come hard and fast.