The Cynic Sage
- Gender: Male
- Occupation: Lulz
- Location: Somewhere : British Columbia : Canada
About Me
WARNING: Taking the Cynic Sage seriously can result in nausea, headaches, cognitive dissonance, stress, divorce, hypertension, remarriage, birth defects in unborn children of pregnant men, Herpatitis V, and erectile dysfunction in women. The Cynic Sage is definitely NOT for children as he will warp their fragile little minds.
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I'd call it a "shit deck".
Interests
Favorite Movies
- V for Vendetta
- Borat
- Idiocracy
- Land of the Dead
- Batman Begins
- Forrest Gump
- Iron Man
- The Incredible Hulk
- The Dark Knight
- Sin City
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- Alan Moore's "Watchmen"
- Jeff Sharlet's "The Family"
- Stephen King's "On Writing"
- Stephen Colbert's "I Am America and So Can You"
- L.W. Countryman's "Dirt Greed and Sex: Sexual Ethics in the New Testament and Their Implications for Today"
- Jeff Lindsay's "Darkly Dreaming Dexter"
- Mike Mignola's "Hellboy".
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