Ronnie
- Age: 69
- Astrological Sign: Capricorn
- Zodiac Year: Rabbit
- Industry: Non-Profit
- Occupation: Barman
- Location: Benidorm : Alicante : Spain
- Wishlist
About Me
I was born back in the day - you know - the day when nothing ever mattered and the world was black and white. I was a coalman, then a black and white minstrel, a slave trader, a horse breeder, a prize fighter, a burglar, a wheelman for the mob, antiques expert and the Queens Own Deliverer Of Stamps. Later I became CEO of Unisys Corp. I found it all bit stressy so I moved to Spain and became a barman. I wear my breakfast on my shirt, my lunch in my teeth and my supper on my lap. I am loved by all who meet me.
Chicken monkey shoes?
This is the name of my favourite dinner. My wifey Marl fries it up a treat using our rotary deep lard fryer - drips of pure fat - yummm!! Best eaten after 24 pints of cheap Spanish lager. Marl was a size 6 before I introduced her to chicken monkey shoes.
Interests
- Drinking
- sleeping
- smoking
- scowling
- breaking wind
- boring myself to sleep
- generally keeping up my hard earned reputation as the most aloof and unpleasant bloke who ever was made. And Stamps. I love stamps.
Favorite Movies
- Some Like It Hot
- The Wizard of Oz
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- Disney's Fantasia
- Romper Stomper
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Saw I II and III and that movie my mate in Unisys brought to work one night that had pussies in it.
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- A Brief History of Time by my mate Stephen Hawking. I read it backwards without my specs on and still got it finished in the back of the copper's car taking me from the library to the hospital. I regularly email Stephen with suggestions for an update
- but he fears my intellect and rarely replies.
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