| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sharp-shooter |
| Location | The Stinkhorn Ranch, United States |
| Introduction | two thoughts for you - "if you ain't a cowboy, you ain't shit" and "The men American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try and tell them the truth" and sometimes I'll travel home to Hellfercertain, TN |
| Interests | stoppin them owlhoots up to no good, campfires, watching stars, chasing women, good whiskey, bad whiskey, no fences |
| Favorite Movies | i like books |
| Favorite Music | nighttime and coyotes, Ennio Morricone, Lily Langtree, Lili Von Shtupp, Marty Robbins, Allman Brothers, Sons of the Pioneers, Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys |
| Favorite Books | Blood Meridian, McGuffey's Eclectic Reader, Life on the Mississippi, Steal This Book, The Devil's Dictionary, Paradise Lost, Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee |
Chicken monkey shoes?
Smile when you say that, partner, or you'll be wearin' yer ass fer a hat.
