Miss Kristina
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Dry Cleanerer |
| Location | Brick, New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | introduction to what? shouldn't this be listed before interests? i'm confused. perhaps it's in a different order on the actual profile. if that's the case... see the interests box for more... |
| Interests | cooking, shopping, working out, entertaining people with my awesomeness, being naked, being photographed naked, eating things that are bad for me, masturbation, atlantic city, gambling, spa days, having someone else wash my hair, finding ugly shoes, watching videos on youporn, laundry, people watching, watching movies, all day law and order marathons, making people feel stupid, driving around in my pimp ride, dancing, lap dances, stripping for money, stripping for free, watching the science channel, learning new things to make people feel more stupid, running my bidness, hanging out with my friends, meeting new people, dick pictures, drawing random penises on things, being the best dry cleanerer i can be. |
| Favorite Movies | billy madison, super troopers, the other guys, white chicks, don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, happy gilmore, girl interrupted, seven, anything with nudity really. |
| Favorite Music | top 40... for like the last 25 years. |
| Favorite Books | books where the characters are shallow and fuck a lot, also i read fear nothing and seize the night by dean koontz... crazy but awesome. |
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
rethink my decision to get married. it's clearly (or not so clearly) a sign (or not a sign) wow that's a two fer...