Dr.Funkenberry

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Investment Banking
Occupation I turn money into air
Location Anytown, United States
Introduction I'm not as tall as most people think. I enjoy spectacular sunsets, usually in the evening. My career choices have been haphazard at best, and my shoes often wear unevenly, which to me indicates the treacherous terrain we are forced to navigate in these uncharted and chaotic times. I also really like the color blue and only started this blog because the sound went out on my TV.
Interests Fast Boats, The creepy crawly alien implant that quivers between George Bush's ears, where Dick Cheney hides, Transfatty acids - where can I get some?, and just like Smokey - "the tears of a clown"
Favorite Movies Star Wars 99, the one where Luke finds out he is really Darth Vader (spoiler)., Rockin Walrus Rocks Walla Walla..a witty urbane Walrus turns Walla Walla on its ear, its a musical treat for all ages and it's filmed in exciting Spam-o-vision., What Do YOU Do to a Drunken Sailor? A harrowing tale of life at sea, brutal, yet touching - it shows how they separate the men from the boys in the Navy - usually with a crowbar., I'd Rather Be Reading...a classic documetary about a man who'd rather read than go to the movies, involves several troubling paradoxes and lots of text on the screen.
Favorite Music South American Surf Polkas, Vol. 7...Kowabungaa its nonstop musical mayhem from the needle drop until you drop.. Hey get back on your feet sleepy head, there's more great music on the flip side!!!!, Marcel Marceu Karioki Favorites..When a French Mime sings karioki you better listen real hard!!!
Favorite Books 1000 and 1 uses for everyday things, Time For a Change in Sector "r"..by The Vinyl Solution... A twisty-turny nailbiter that never lets up. Your pulled helplessly into this mad world where up is down, right is wrong, republican is democrat, and Iraq has weapons of mass destrtuction--- Oh my!! In the end everything turns out peachy and our man George gets a nice ranch style condo in Sector "r" with double food rations and a real nice radio.(spoiler)