Janice

Gender: Female
Industry: Religion
Occupation: Tiki Goddess of Kitsch
Location: Los Angeles : California : United States

About Me

I come from the East. Mark's uncle bought me during the Vietnam War. He kept my sister, Melba and gave me to Mark's Mom. And God, what a relief. That Melba bitch was such a snooze. Pedantic know-it-all. Yes, I may be a dis-embodied head with huge lips, pockmarked skin and a pineapple ring dangling from my ear, but I can still use "pedantic" in sentence. Well, a fragment, really. But, see, I knew that and still used it. It's called style, people.