| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago, IL |
| Introduction | JPG is a law student who wants to be a humorist and an entrepreneur. He attends Northwestern University School of Law on a full scholarship. He's also an autograph dealer, political speculator, domain squatter, and general bottom feeder who makes websites, music, and art. He's from Maryland and DC, went to college in NYC and Buenos Aires, and is now in Chicago. He lives with pretty serious Tourette Syndrome that he hides. |