Lord Carrot
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| Introduction | Lord Carrot has spent so much time wandering about the Goldmark Gallery in Uppingham and not buying anything, he was told by the proprietor that he might as well live there and write about it. So leaving his near-derelict country house in the incapable hands of his elderly butler, Lord Carrot has been given an attic room which he shares with a stack of Paolozzis and a Frink bust of William Walton that doubles-up as a hat stand for his bowler. |
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