ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY

• Age: 35
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Taurus
• Zodiac Year: Tiger
• Industry: Religion
• Occupation: HOLY TERROR
• Location: H-Town : Vatican City

About Me

I don't really believe that an angel gets its wings every time a bell rings. But I DO believe that I get a celebratory platter of nachos every time you leave me a comment. I also birthed a whole litter of 6 Ninja Spork Warriors. So, if you see us down at the Chinese Buffet you better move aside, sucka!

Interests

• Frango Mints
• Wonderfalls
• The Dresden Files
• Medium
• Hell's Kitchen
• XM radio
• chicken dancing
• tweezing
• Chapstick
• cherry limeade
• I hate underwire bras
• bad baby names
• belly button lint
• sarcasm
• hirsute women
• toilets around the world
• ghost stories
• sauerkraut
• fart jokes
• making my husband laugh
• talking during movies
• I love nerds
• champion stuffed jalapeno maker
• singing My Humps
• chin hair plucking
• dryer lint knitting

Favorite Movies

• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original version)
• The Chronicles of Narnia
• Kingpin
• Elf
• Fiddler On The Roof
• The Sound of Music
• Just Like Heaven
• Escape To Witch Mountain
• Real Genius
• Top Secret
• D.A.R.Y.L
• V For Vendetta

Favorite Music

• Aleks Syntek
• Jonatha Brooke
• October Project
• Bombay Rockers
• Chicago
• Alphabeat
• Hector On Stilts
• Sara Hendrix
• Hanna-McEuen
• Morcheeba
• Steely Dan
• Toad The Wet Sprocket
• The Smiths
• Tristan Prettyman
• Within Temptation
• Matt Nathanson
• Travis
• Dan Fogelberg
• Howie Day
• Bloc Party

My Blogs	Team Members
The Infidel Woman Cooks!
The Smiling Infidel