Coaster Punchman

About Me

I am Coaster Punchman and you have just entered my world. I rule it with an iron fist, so if you're looking for First Amendment protection, you will not find it here. I have a crazy Chinese mother-in-law, and sometimes I wear Crocs around the house. I don't like flip-flops or Mormons. I'm also a cyberstalker by trade -- so I could look up all sorts of random shit about you if I wanted, but I probably won't because I'm pretty lazy.

Interests

• mormon-watching
• crippling inactivity
• secret-eater listening

Favorite Movies

• Mommie Dearest
• Not Without My Daughter
• Movie about a Peg-Legged Violinist starring Kristi MacNichol
• Welcome to the Dollhouse
• Pillow Talk
• Hairspray
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Camp
• The Positively True Story of the Texas Cheerleader Murdering Mom
• and cheesy made-for-tv movies

Favorite Music

• Beulah
• John Vanderslice
• Nina Simone
• Blossom Dearie
• Dave Brubeck
• and Barry Manilow.

Favorite Books

• The Rebel Angels
• The Secret History
• A Confederacy of Dunces

My Blogs	Team Members
G4G - Grammar And English Warriors	Clarissa lulu echo Flannery Alden Tenacious S
American Idolatry	Nurse Ratchet Marni Melinda June Jake's Mom Flannery Alden Bubs n.v. Dale Valerie
Coaster Punchman's World
The Unofficial Site of [Redacted]	Tenacious S Flannery Alden echo lulu