"Being a queer... We don't do hammers, or nails, or saws. We do joints and screws, but that's different. Because I am queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof... And I am not a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard here, it's that little blackmailer. So congratulations, Thomas, I have just officially outted you." - Brian (Queer As Folk)