that girl

My blogs

About me

Industry Student
Occupation waitress/bartender
Location Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Introduction and so. this is The New Blog, which includes my original blog, my most recent blog, and a link to my disgusting blog. you don't have to read it from the beginning; i'll link to anything you really need to know.

i have two beagles (nana and goo) who enjoy slow short walks, snuggling by the fire on cold winter nights, sunsets, pooping on the floor, and eating things like used used q-tips and floss and poo.

i read a lot. i am a member of my local public radio station. i swim in the ocean every chance i get. i have terrible depth perception and failing night vision. i am a talented and ungraceful sleeper. i love fairy tales, science, old people and my boyfriend. i spill my drinks. i watch hockey.

kindred spirits include wile e. coyote, yvonne, and land under wave. everything in my life goes together like beer and pickles.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

remain unwashed.