| Introduction | Say friend! I seem to have lost my way. Can you point me toward October? |
|---|---|
| Interests | I wish to see Jay Gibbons and Brady Anderson arm-wrestle. |
| Favorite Movies | The one where the old Yankee star dies miserably in a gutter. |
| Favorite Music | Blues Skies Over Dundalk and anything by Mary Prankster. |
| Favorite Books | 1) the audacity of hOpe 2) the scarcity of octOber 3) the veracity of jOe Orsulak 4) the mendacity of angelOs |
If Miguel Tejada took a B-12 shot in the forest, and nobody was there to hear it, would it make a sound?
