Lotus Carroll

• Age: 33
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Zodiac Year: Dragon
• Industry: Non-Profit
• Occupation: Poop Cleaner and Jungle Gym
• Location: Nashville : TN : United States
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About Me

I'm a sarcastic mom ready to share my views on the simultaneous joy and hell of being a mommy, a wife, and living my life in general. Anything's game. Getting offended is a possibility. Laughing is required . . . .
Sarcastic Mom Dot Com
Survival Requires Humor

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I'd rather keep this profile Rated G.

Interests

• Being a Mom
• My Son
• My Husband
• Nature
• Gardening
• Food
• Photography
• Laughter
• Music
• Being Lazy

Favorite Movies

• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• The Jerk
• Pet Sematary
• Raising Helen
• Lord of the Rings (Trilogy)
• Elf
• The Matrix
• Passion of the Christ
• The Big Lebowski
• The Three Amigos
• Blow
• Blazing Saddles
• Snatch
• Napoleon Dynamite
• What Dreams May Come
• Zoolander

Favorite Music

• Country = No
• Hardcore Metal = No
• Gangster Rap = No
• Almost anything else = Yes

Favorite Books

• Anything Stephen King
• Unbearable Lightness of Being (Milan Kundera)
• What to Expect the First Year
• The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Eric Carle)
• The Bible

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