Dread Pirate Davi

• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Virgo
• Occupation: Pirate Captain
• Location: Suburbia : Midwest : United States
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About Me

I'm twenty-four and I'm bored. This blog is about nothing, therefore I blog about anything. On occasion, I engage in fierce battles with my mortal enemies: stupid people and spiders.

What was the stage name of your favorite actress before she was born?

Bonnie Cuhmshawt.

Interests

• Stealing candy from invalids. Sipping sangrias. Rewriting the Bible.

Favorite Movies

• The one with the actress that did that one movie with that one actor with brown hair.

Favorite Music

• Cowboy rap.

Favorite Books

• How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: by Nicholas Eugenius Lent.