Jane Workerbee
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Model Employee |
| Location | Suburb, Greater Metropolis, United States |
| Introduction | I live in Suburb, just outside Metropolis, with my crotchety elderly pug Dorothy (named after Dorothy Parker). I work in the finance department of Big Company That Makes Stuff (BCTMS for short) and attended Fancy Liberal Arts College (FLAC) and Top Business School (TBS). I am not a team player, and I am terrible at all sports that end in "ball" and some that don't. My personal motto is "There is no 'A' in definitely" because I am always shocked at how many people get it wrong. I believe that God is dead but have a fervent belief in Dog. |
| Interests | vegetarianism, dogs, math, science fiction, dystopias, sleeping, loafing, daydreaming, looking at shiny things, retirement, world domination |
| Favorite Movies | Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, Gattaca, To Live, Farewell My Concubine, The Lover, A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Battle Royale |
| Favorite Music | Nine Inch Nails, Girls Aloud, Everything But the Girl, Sigur Ros, Massive Attack, M.I.A., Moby, The Replacements, Portishead, Hammock, Silversun Pickups, Faye Wong, Lady Gaga |
| Favorite Books | Pattern Recognition, Neuromancer, We, Brave New World, 1984, The Private Life of Chairman Mao, The Art of War, Chaos, The Aquariums of Pyongyang, Gossip Girl |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Wear dandelion scented perfume and not think about it too much because most people lie anyway.