Hot Librarian
- Age: 25
- Gender: Female
- Astrological Sign: Scorpio
- Zodiac Year: Boar
- Industry: Museums or Libraries
- Occupation: Book Stacker Extraordinaire
- Location: SomeCity : SomeState : United States
About Me
The less you know, the better I feel, but I'll just say that the best word to describe me is shifty. I specialise in sidelong glances filled with hidden meanings. I mustn't say any more.
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
What kind of question is that? Fuck off, random questioner. Kindly leave. I said KINDLY LEAVE.
Interests
- antenna balls
- fake paws
- crazy hats
- eradicating clowns
- base jumping
- catch and release mountain lion hunting
- lemurs
- whores
Favorite Movies
- Napoleon D
- Tommy Boy
- Frida
- Happy Gilmore
- Amelie
- Old School
- Billy Madison
- Manon of the Spring
- Dumb & Dumber
- Dodgeball
- Anchorman
- Curious George
- Finding Neverland
- Beauty&the Beast
- Alice in Wonderland
- Wedding Crashers
- 40 Y.O. Virgin
- Elizabeth
- Gladiator
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- The Complete Claudine by Colette
- Lolita
- anything by David Sedaris or H.A. Rey or Bill Bryson
- Harriet the Spy
- Anne of Green Gables
- anything by Tolkien
- Roald Dahl
- the Chronicles of Narnia
- A Wrinkle in Time
- the unwritten book in my head
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